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geneticallyidenticals:

geneticallyidenticals:

this ship is bananas

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i spent 5 minutes straight laughing about this without breathing and this has 9 notes

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

fortunatemind:

If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you


Uterus:  oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me:  don't
Uterus:  and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:  
Uterus:  hardly any breaks??
Me:  
Uterus:  wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus:  if something were to
Me:  
Uterus:  happen